I've decided to remain relatively quiet on this thread for a number of reasons but the main one is that i think the answer to it is given in it's title "why i despise the iphone".
Dave despises the iphone as from his perspective it is firstly a security risk and this affects his work and secondly it's made by apple and and he's got some old school hang ups
This is his opinion and one he is entitled to have and give.
In this day and age if you are naive enough to be pulled in by advertising and marketing campaigns without researching something first that is your own fault (not for one second suggesting you are mate). It's not right or fair but it's how it is and we all know it i mean will eating yoghurt make me live longer? no, going outside and doing some excersise in the fresh air will, Will wearing lynx get me some? No and it didn't 15 years ago either

So for me yes the adverts are annoying but the missing steps make the advert finish quicker.
Now the beauty of it is as a statement is it answers itself as it is not asking you to despise the iphone just merely pointing out why it's not for him.
I've said it before and i'll say it again i like both.
WM has it's obvious benefits as an enterprise device but has obvious failings for your average man on the street. I didn't know what a cab file was 4 years ago had a search and found xda-devs and then 4wm but how many people wouldn't think to do that and therefore not be able to install a new shell or ui to spruce up the today screen? yes it would be their own fault but it would put them off the platform before they'd even scratched the surface.
On the iphone i don't need to know what an .ipa is (and no it's not a beverage) as it's all done for me via the app store or cydia and icy once jailbroken.
Now the reason i do know what a .ipa file is is because i am a bit of a nerd and wanted to know what was going on behind the scenes.
As a result i can install my own unapproved software such as sbsettings (comm manager at the swipe of the screen) and intelliscreen (notification screen when device locked), transfer files to and from the device without using itunes therefore being able to transfer music, photos and videos to other computers as well as the one i sync with via wifi using ssh (can be done via the cable a number of ways but no need for me). I can do most things on my iphone i could on a wm device now that i've explored it's potential and had a good play with OS 3.0.
I guess my point is there is a lot more to the iphone than meets the eye and i would expect Davey would have a slightly better opinion of it if he used mine as opposed to one straight from the tree.
It needs an office suite so i can edit things and i'm guessing as microsoft have office 08 for the mac it won't be long till it's available on the iphone in some guise.
So with each platform there are caveats which you need to decide whether or not you can live with. It's the same with everything really. You weigh up what you want from your purchase and choose the product that fits the criteria best.
I want a media device with a finger friendly interface that also has the ability to keep me connected on the move and the iphone fits the bill perfectly. As for more complex tasks i have my netbook and the combination works for me.
If i was an IT professional i would simply use wm for work and the iphone for play. Just because it has EAS functionality doesn't mean you have to use it if it compromises security (not something i know anything about i might add except reading Daveys list).
Bottom line is that there are different devices for different tasks and different people want different things. Diversity is a good thing.
"You can make some of the people happy all the time, all of the people happy some of the time but you can't make all of the people happy all the time"
I think herein lies the problem
I think in life there will always be a number of people or things you will encounter which get your goat and there will always be people who try and push their opinions on others whether they are right or wrong. We're lucky enough to know that when we wake up in the morning we won't be them
Oh and the meerkats, genius.