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05-12-2005, 12:22 AM
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There may yet, be time...
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Well no doubt you've already noticed that www.4WinMobile.com is open for business, but the site has yet to officially launch! |
HURRY!!! There may yet be time to stop them...
Barricade the Doors...
Grab Your Pitchforks...
Standby with the Boiling Oil...
Bring the Burning Torches, Wild Beasts are afraid of Fire...
And on a lighter note, Here is the rest of the news... 
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05-12-2005, 12:03 PM
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So I went to a gymnastics school and asked the lady there if she could teach me to do the splits.
"That depends, how flexible are you?" she asked.
"Well, I can't make Tuesday's".
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05-12-2005, 12:15 PM
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Re: Jester's Corner
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they Aaaargh!
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05-12-2005, 01:13 PM
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An old one but:
How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None- they just redefine the standard as "Dark"
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05-12-2005, 01:16 PM
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A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve Rovers fans here?" he asks.
"Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator.
"Okay," says the man, "a pint of lager for me and a Rovers fan for the alligator."
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05-12-2005, 01:34 PM
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Jester's Corner
heh heh, that's one my four year old will love.
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Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they Aaaargh!
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05-12-2005, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by neilm";p="
An old one but:
How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Alternative ending:
None, it's a hardware problem.
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05-12-2005, 01:57 PM
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Re: Jester's Corner
haah very good guys...
Poor old Microsoft.... kind of an ironic statement really.
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05-12-2005, 03:08 PM
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David Beckham teaching Brooklyn and Romeo, the basics of football...
"Right lads, the whole point is to kick the balls into the goal... OK!!!"
"You first Brooklyn"
Brooklyn kicks, and scores on his first attempt...
"Excellent, Brooklyn... But NEXT TIME, kick the football, and NOT your brothers [?] *..."
Yours Jester
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05-12-2005, 03:23 PM
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#100 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by neilm
An old one but:
How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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They don't know because : - The Manuals not been written...
- The API's not finished...
- It's an 'undocumented' feature of the Buildings API...
- and anyway, the light going out, is just a bug that will be corrected in the next software release...
- Any of the above...
- All of the above...
Yours Jester |
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