Jesters Corner

[irblinx]

Absolute quality, that's me off to the garden centre then

[jester]

Originally Posted by dmr54

Awesome Christmas Lights

Brilliant, I'm definitely keeping a copy of that one...

By the way, I hope the house isn't situated near an airport. Otherwise he might have trouble with low flying aircraft at night...

Especially if he leaves the Landing Lights On...

Yours Jester

[jester]

Originally Posted by hshortt

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haha, very good.* I'm enjoying this thread...

Originally Posted by irblinx

Absolute quality, that's me off to the garden centre then

I'm so Glad that your all enjoying this topic...

A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

Dearly Beloved... At this time of year, we should remember those worse off than ourselves...

I am of course talking about those poor, lost and benighted souls at Tekguru, who suffer from a lack of topics such as this, to bring laughter and cheer, into their poor, little, drab lives...

So let us not forget them, as we laugh at the jests, japes and jokes, this Christmas time...

Yours Jester

[hshortt]

We can hang the Christmas Star on Jester this year lads.

[hshortt]

And we thought the Irish were thick?


O'Callaghan went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Mick, so he decided to set a test for O'Callaghan hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.

O'Callaghan says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?" Callaghan says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss.

"Second question, same rules, but represent 99." O'Callaghan stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" O'Callaghan answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire O'Callaghan so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100." O'Callaghan stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir-100." The boss looks at O'Callaghan's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells O'Callaghan, "Go on, O'Callaghan, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100."

O'Callaghan leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and has a dump by each tree, so now a got dirty tree an' a túrd, dirty tree an' a túrd, and dirty tree an' a túrd, which makes 100. When do I start my job?"

[Bassey]

Now that's a cracker!

[jester]

Originally Posted by hshortt

We can hang the Christmas Star on Jester this year lads.

Just be VERY VERY CAREFUL, where you Hang it... Those things have VERY SHARP POINTS...

Your Next Post was brilliant...

Yours Jester

[jester]

Originally Posted by Bassey

Now that's a cracker!

PULL THE OTHER ONE...

Yours Jester

[windows]

ROTFL, some good jokes coming out here. I may not be very good at telling them or posting replies but I do look forward to the daily jokes round!

[jester]

Well folks, it's that time of year again... It seems like it was just a year ago, when Christmas was last with us. My, doesn't time fly when your having fun!!!

But I feel that warning is in Order...

Lads, if you must Roast your Chestnuts over an Open Fire...

Remember: Roasted Chestnuts are extremely painful, and invariably lead to Extreme Swelling, Sterility, and Marital Problems...

Yours Jester