A Duck has been invited to a party the following week, and being the 'Guest of Honour', decides to get both his Checked Jacket and his Bill cleaned properly. So off he waddles to the local cleaners, and passes them over the counter...
The assistant infoms him that the two items will be cleaned, and returned by post within three days... So the duck pays his money and returns home...
Four days later, he receives the Bill, nice and shiny, but no jacket, and as the party is the following day, the duck rings up the cleaners to complain...
"I brought a jacket and a bill in four days ago to be cleaned..." says the Duck.
"I understand that, Sir" says the Operator.
"I've already paid for the two items, but I've only received the bill" says the Duck, "Where is my Checked Jacket!!!"
So the Operator replies "I'm glad that you've received your Bill, and I'm sure the Checks in the Post..."
Yours Jester
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